Dolphin worrying - i swam behind one and shouted SHARK , do you think i did it on porpoise?

Question

Dolphin worrying - i swam behind one and shouted SHARK , do you think i did it on porpoise?

Answer 1

i dont get it?

Answer 2

no you did it on dolphin

Answer 3

to say "You are sorry"

you should offer it some fish...you know, for the Halibut.

or offer it some tasty oyster...you know, for the shell of it.

When you did this to the dolphin were you near the beach, because it seems like a really shallow thing to do.

I'll bet you did holler at the dolphin by the beach because it seemed like a shore thing to do.

Answer 4

SO not punny

Answer 5

the dolphin dont give a shart about sharks cauz they can kick their azzes anyway!

Answer 6

It probably wouldn't understand anyway...!

Answer 7

There's something kinda fishy about this question,and yes i know dolphins are mammals,It's a joke.

Answer 8

That´s quite a tail..when will you fin ish, so I can get my teeth in into it.