Domestic appliance problem?

Question

My washing machine is very good, my dishwasher is great, the fan oven works very well, but unfortunately my vacuum cleaners sucks. What can I do?

Answer 1

Sounds like it really blows.  (You're looking at it from the wrong end.  That part that sucks should be down near the floor.)

Vacuum cleaner?  You're lucky!  I don't even own a vacuum.  Therefore, I have no need for a vacuum cleaner.

Answer 2

give it to me I would like a good suck