Don't I always get the good assignments?

Question

s*x Education

By Cynthia S.

I went to the office today,

my weekly schedule to get,

while collecting supplies

my boss says, don’t leave yet.

You know that little ALF

The one down by the shore?

They have a little problem,

Let me tell you more.

We want you to give a lecture

An important one you see.

An 80 year old gentleman

came home with an STD.

An unexpected side effect

of curing dysfunction, erectile

the knowledge that our elders

can really go the mile.

Deadly serious subject, I know,

And I will not make light, but

smiling with hope for my future

I prepare my talk tonight.

Answer 1

Eighty year-old people are not dead!  Ms Magazine once did a survey of the age at which women stopped wanting sexual relationships.  Contrary to popular belief, the majority opinion was expressed by a statement from an 80 year-old woman: "Ya gotta ask someone a lot oldern me, honey!"

Answer 2

Oh my goodness! That will be ......fun!

Great poem, by the way.

Answer 3

That was very cute. I work In a Nursing Home so I know what you mean.

Answer 4

Oh dear...File this under Monday. (But alas, it does breed hope.)

Answer 5

A lovely write.  I enjoyed the story too.  And yes, our elders need some s*x ed too.  Anybody active, can be susceptible to STD's.

Answer 6

Although we are still killing people, at least we can have some fun!  A very enjoyable read.  Enjoy your talk.  I am wagering 10 minutes tops, before you at least crack up once!

Answer 7

This was seriously adorable and wonderfully written.  What a fun read...I hope it lasts until I am dead.  I'm holding out hope for the afterlife as well ;)