Steven has had a lisp ever since he was born; of course, people always made fun of him. On his twenty-first birthday,he goes to get a drink at a restaurant/bar. As he's drinking, a gorgeous woman comes up to him and asks his name.
"Thteven," he says in his lisp. The woman cracks up. Upset, Steven yells at her, "Don't make fun of my lithp!" The woman laughs even harder and walks away.
As Steven is sulking, another beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "So, how are you doing, cutie?"
"I'm a bit deprethed," he says. The woman begins to laugh, and Steven yells, "Don't make fun of my lithp!" She just continues laughing and walks away.
Steven gets up and turns to face everyone in the restaurant. Red-faced, he yells, "Alright! That'th enough! The nektht perthon to make fun of my lithp ith going to have a thtool thoved up her ath!"
Just then, Steven's mother, who had come in to get him and had ordered a cup of coffee, yells, "Thit! That'th thome hot coffee!"
-IMP ;) :)
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