Don't kids say the darnest things???? LOL?

Question

this is just something fun... whats the funniest thing's your kids have said lately??? Funniest get my 10 pints...

Answer 1

my 22mos. old girl talks up a storm, but I think the cutest thing she ever said to my brother was "Hi ockle Matt."  By ockle she obviously meant uncle it's just her way of saying it. As for my brother, he thought it was the cutest thing ever from his darling one and only niece.

As far as embarrassing moments go, one time at church during the childrens moments, she was sitting up there  quiet and well behaved until suddenly as the youth minister was giving her lesson  she stood and yelled loudly "HI MAMA HI LMNOP"  and to make matters worse she ran down to where I was kneeling in the front pews and turned around and ran back sitting down on the steps saying loudly "GOOD GIRL"  and then she bopped the kid next to her on the head. The congregation got a good laugh from it, and I was pretty embarrassed as I took her back to the nursery room where I work (the other caretakers let me take her to childrens moments). I guess it could have been worse, she could have yelled out a naughty word or said poopy or something like that...but still a few church members don't let me forget that moment down.  

Answer 2

When my nephew was about 5 he was being naughty so my sister told him that if he keeps it up all he will get for christmas is one crayon. Without even thinking about it he responded with 'what colour.' My sister trying not to laugh said black, he goes 'well that's not very fun'

That doesn't sound too funny in writing lol.

Answer 3

When my daughter was 5, she announced to the room of guests that "mommy & daddy" wiggle the bed at night!

We have a waterbed & yes, it indeed "wiggles", but I won't tell you why!!

:)

Answer 4

my little nephew had never seen an african american person before, ( or any one with dark skin) as they live in a very small town predominantly made up of Caucasians,  i came over to visit my sis with my friend who is african american, my little nephew pipes up with scuse me but why are you a different colour than me. my friend lila just laughed and asked him, why do you think I'm a different colour? my nephew replied with "i think you ate too much chocolate". it was the cutest thing. luckily my friend wasn't offended and had a good laugh.  

Answer 5

My son is always coming up with new (and often embarrasing) things.

I've been trying to teach him healthy eating (i'm a bit on the heavy side myself), so I explained to him that I ate too much McDonalds and chocolate and biscuits, and that's why I've got a big belly.  We went out to the shops and my son yells accross the centre "HEY MUM! That lady needs to stop eating McDonalds before she explodes!", and points to an enormously obese lady.

All you can do is hope that people see the funny side (i was trying to stop myself from laughing at the time), but she didn't.

Answer 6

Just this weekend on of our puppies died and when I told her about it she asked me "Mommy where did the puppy go?" So I told her that the puppy went to heaven. So then she asked "well how did he get there" trying to keep things simple I said the angels came and got him. Then she said "Oh I thought you had to drive a car there". It was super cute!

Another time I was making crystal light and she loves to help me with it so I put the little container on the counter and I told her to wait to open it until I had the water in the pitcher so as I was filling the pitcher full of water I hear "ach" "yuck" I turn around and she had opened the container with her teeth and the she looks at me and asks "mommy why did they put sand in there" What a cutie!  

Answer 7

I keep a little book that has all the funny/cute/embarrassing things my kids say. My ALL-TIME favorite is when my daughter (3 at the time), our out of town great-grand mother, and I went shopping. I am good friends with one of the women who works at the Gap. My daughter explains to her how this was her great-grand mother. The women asked where she lived, my daughter explained "She lives at the airport. Whenever we want to see her we go pick her up." So cute and innocent!