Don't tell anyone?

Question

but I've had this idea. I'm bankrupt, so plan on going canoeing at sea, faking my death, growing a big beard and living in the bedsit next door while the missus cashes in on the insurance money.

Do you think it will work?

Answer 1

Sure it will work, it will work great for your Widow. And the great thing about it you cant do anything to her. You cant even look at her, why? because your dead. Your widow and her new boyfriend will have a great time spending your money.

LOL

Answer 2

Yes. It sounds like a fool proof plan

Answer 3

It sounds great except that I think it takes 7 years before missing people are declared dead.  

The likely outcome will be that you'll end up in jail instead.

Answer 4

Do you think that you and your wife may enjoy prison. Insurance fraud is illegal throughout the developed world.  Life insurers are businesses not philanthropies. They will have their own investigation. If you don't go to prison they will want their money back.

Answer 5

no way

Answer 6

Yea sure, people do that all the time. Haven't you heard? Go ahead, take out a policy for at least ten million, then let your wife cash in. You guys could live like kings for the rest of your life. People in my neighborhood do it all the time and no one ever tells on them. I just love your jokes. Got anymore?

Answer 7

Don't forget to email your wife using your real name in the email address, and by being close to people that could personally identify you, but change it to a peddalo, I mean come on, a canoe, that's just plain stupid, lol.

Answer 8

Sounds like a good book! lol hummmm I think this has been tried before!!!