Don't you feel horribly sad about Princess Isabella of Denmark and Rory Emerald dying in a car crash today?

Question

Don't you feel horribly sad about Princess Isabella of Denmark and Rory Emerald dying in a car crash today?

Answer 1

That is a vicious rumor intended to depress the price of stock in Rory,Baron Sligo, Emerald's fast food chain "Rory Gives Great Duck" which is currently the busiest fast food chain on the Continent.

Answer 2

Yes, I do.  I really hope that the early reports prove to be false, and that they both pull through OK.  I think that in these dangerous times, we need Rory Emerald now more than ever!

Excellent Question!!

Answer 3

What about the others across the globe that have died today? Do you feel sorry because they were royalty? The royals are just a bunch of snobs who were born into there position. They certainly don't deserve the attention they get.

Answer 4

Oh, don't be a goose. Denmark's Princess Isabella is a little baby.

Answer 5

really??????/

i didnt even know the denmark had a king and queen lol

Answer 6

Princess Isabella of Denmark is just an infant (Born April 2007)...and she is still alive and well, thank you very much!

Rory Emerald, aka Julian Lee Hobbs is a 38-year-old Michigan native who said he's a stay-at-home dad and artist in Anaheim, Calif., calls himself a "professional hoaxster extraordinaire" - and has the record to prove it.  I'll just bet he does...on all sorts of message boards, but nowhere truly legitimate.  Don't try to look for him in Wikipedia. No entry exists.

Emerald/Hobbs sounds like a world class nutjob to me! He needs to get a job and a life.

Answer 7

Blasphemy.  Pure blasphemy.

You should be ashamed of yourself.   Show a little respect for the great Mr. Rory Emerald and volunteer to delete your question.

Period.  

End of subject.

Answer 8

Good news!!! ENN (Rory Emerald's own cable/satellite news service) has just reported that both Rory and little Isabella are in fact unharmed. The earlier reports of their deaths arose from waxwork figures of the eminent couple, which were being transported to Denmark's 'Roryland' theme park, being seen catapulting into the sea when their van was involved in a crash with a car belonging to the magnate Dan Gleebitz.

Answer 9

Who is Rory Emerald?  Is/was he a diamond in the rough? I feel badly for anyone who dies before their time. I just have no idea who these people were. Most likely, a million people also died today. I feel badly for them all.   The poor die in a multitude, the rich die in a limo.