Don't you know your silly jedi mind tricks won't work on me?

Question

Don't you know your silly jedi mind tricks won't work on me?

Answer 1

KILL THEM ALL!!!you KNOW you are COMPELLED to obey!

Answer 2

Okay, I've got to share this.  

My bros friend got pulled over for speeding.  when the cop asked for DL and registration the friend said while slowly waiving his hand, "you don't need to see my DL and registration."  The cop then said, "your silly jedi mind tricks don't work on me now give them to me."  

I thought this was hilarious! And best of all he was given a warning.  The cop said that of all the excuses he'd heard that was one of the best.

Answer 3

My silly Jedi mind trick is to cut off your head with my light saber.

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Answer 4

Riiiiight.  Me neither.

Answer 5

I thought you would say that

Answer 6

if you take your lime hat off, you will loose all your powers.

Answer 7

Curse you and your protective lime helmet!  I'll be back.

Answer 8

jedi mind tricks is devil talk

Answer 9

It's working.  You just haven't realised it yet ;).

Answer 10

Not even a little?  :( :(  But, but, but I tried so hard :(

Answer 11

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?

Obi-Wan: [using the Jedi mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.

Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

Answer 12

HA! I used jedi mind trick to make you post question!

Answer 13

It is because of your Lime Helmet and your feline reflexes that I am unable to confuse you with my Jedi Mind Trick!

d**n YOU LIME HELMET!!!!

Answer 14

Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side of the Force.

Answer 15

That''s good to know - coz I don't know of any either...

Answer 16

Fundies easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers

Answer 17

HA!   I havent even begun!

Answer 18

Oh, but the self- righteous, self- proclaimed "Owltheati" think that their minds tricks have worked perfectly on you! They were bragging the other day about having intellectually defeated you and run you out of R&S! Leave it to a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses, eh?

Answer 19

You don't LOOK like a Toydarian.

Answer 20

Oh no, Rancor piiiiiiiiii-*

Answer 21

What about this ball of yarn, KITTY!!!

Look!  The yarn is wiggling?  Is it alive?  GET IT!!!

Answer 22

Only money, eh?

Answer 23

would a pretty girl kitty work?

Answer 24

This is not the answer you are looking for.

Answer 25

Fine...then i'll just beat you with the word of God till you believe!  Just kidding.  

Answer 26

Ah, Kitteh, but the Force is strong within me!

Answer 27

You don't to see our identification.

We don't to see their identification.

These aren't droids you're looking for.

These aren't droids we're looking for.