Don't you think that kids say the funniest things?

Question

My 8 year old granddaughter "Jossy" asked me one day---Grandmommy, why do you work so much? I hardly see you. Don't you ever get tired?"

I smiled and told her "No, sweetheart your Grandmommy is a tough old bird!"

"Old bird," she repeated questioning. She thought about it and went out to play.

A few days later on one of my rare days off, I was busy in the kitchen. Jossy asks me, " what are we going to eat Grandmommy? I'm hungry!"

I held out my arm and told her, "eat me I'm good."

My granddaughter didn't miss a beat. She then replied, "I don't think that would be a good idea Grandmommy."

"Why not", I asked.

Jossy continued to say, "I don't think you'd taste too good. You said that you were a tough old bird."

Never forget what jewels your children and grandchildren are.

Answer 1

yessss! when i was littler, i was with MY grandmommy, and my grandpa was sleeping near me and my grandmother. we were playing downstairs when i heard grandpa snore really loud. i turn around and say, "What was that?" and my grandma says, "Thats your Grandpa! He's snoring!" and i turn around and go, "RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!" And for a little, like...... 2 year old to do that its just funny!

Umm, and also, about the same age, I was taking a shower wiff my daddy, and i was in my stuttering days, and i look at him and say, "Y-y-y-y-you've gotta tail!" and my dad brings me out saying, "She is never showering with me, AGAIN!" hahahahhahahahahahaha it was funny.

Answer 2

your not fat for your age mom

Answer 3

My then 2 yo was climbing on the boxes while we were trying to move and I warned her that if she didn't stop I would spank her. Well she promptly replied "No mommy I panking laer!" Needless to say my husband and I fell out laughing. We kind of figured we heard her wrong until we repeated it to each other what we heard and it was the same thing. We couldn't believe it! It wasn't that she didn't want the spanking she just didn't want it then! She didn't get it we were to busy laughing!

Answer 4

You got that right. They remember everything and find great ways of bringing it up later.

Earlier in the year, my daughter asked me what that band-aid was on my arm. Well, it was my ortho evra birth control patch. So, I told her it was something I had to wear. She asked me if it was a boo-boo. Well, she kept asking me and finally I told her that it helps so that I don't have any more babies right now.

A few months later, her very pregnant kindergarten teacher tells me that my daughter comes up to her one day during class and says, "I know how you got that baby in your belly." Her teacher was very shocked by this statement (and I was too when I heard it and I thought, oh gosh, what does she know?). But the teacher asked her, "Oh yeah, how did I get this baby in my belly?" My daughter looked at her and said, "You didn't wear that band-aid on your arm like my mommy does!"

LOL. FUNNY. Too many more stories to tell.... :)

Answer 5

ha ha, I was babysitting a little 7 year old girl, and we were playing a board game in the living room, and I had recently been in a beauty pageant so my glitz pictures were on a table. She looked at one and said, Asia, If I didnt know you, I would've thought you were old! Like 40!

She meant it as a compliment.

Answer 6

My daughter has recently told me that she would like to be a man when she grows up!  :S

Answer 7

Yea, somethingswhat they say just cracks me up.

"Kids say the darnedest things" ... do u remember that show? :)

Answer 8

the other day when i was bored with my much younger brothers and sisters i was asking them random questions to pass the time.

i asked my 6 year old brother "would you rather play with a dead rabbit or a dead frog?"

(gross i know - but we were bored lol)

immediately he replied, "a dead rabbit"

i started laughing, a little taken back by how quickly he replied and said "why a dead rabbit?"

he answered, "because a dead frog doesnt do anything!"

i thought it was the funniest thing - i dont know i just thought i would share =)

Answer 9

Yes, my 8 year old was complaining of the long car trip. I told her "oh quit complaining, you should have been on some of our trips when I was a kid"

Without missing a beat she said "I know, mom, you were in a wagon right?" lol