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Donkey in the army.......?

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One day the Army captain comes walking around a corner and sees a donkey tied to a tree.......So he screams..."Bruce!!!!!!! why is there a donkey tied to the tree in the army???!!!So Bruce starts explaining ..."Sir you know .....there aint.....well any women around in the army.....soooo...

Don't worry private i see where you are going with this!!!So i guess you won't mind if i lend the donkey from time to time???Releived Bruce replies with "Sure Captain you can use the donkey whenever you feel like it.....

So that night Bruce and a couple of his mates walks to the big tree where they always meet up to smoke some weed and they saw that the Captain was busy bonking the donkey....Right there the captain saw them looking all puzzled on their faces and he says to them..."well Bruce i guess you were right about the donkey helping us out when there is no women around to wich Bruce replied with..."Sir ...I meant we ride the donkey into town to go and fetch some women.....

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  1. haha! XD


  2. lmao thats great joke i posted it myself a few conans ago but went away ...good luck star

  3. g*y gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled!  The last time I heard this it was a 'Camel'!!!.  

  4. LMAO!

    that is hilarious.star for you.

    : )

  5. lol thats fab!

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