Donkey vs Camel?

Question

If a Donkey and a Camel where pitted against one another in an eternal fight to the death (weapons allowed in the third round), who would be the victor?

Answer 1

The camel would be kicking a-s-s ,literally.

Answer 2

Camel would get the hump and kick ***.

Answer 3

The camal, duh. They can survive harsh stuff! Donkys are an as*.......For real! lol

Answer 4

Camel's are smarter

Answer 5

I hope it's the Donkey because I really don't like Camels.

Answer 6

a camel. i mean, duh!!! they have two humps, donkeys have zero!! a camel can sling rocks of death from its second hump. BUT it depends on if it's a one hump camel or two hump camel. but anyway the camel would kick some ***!!!!

Answer 7

I would put money on the donkey. Stockier and more nimble. Come third round those teeth would make short work of the camels b0ll0cks.

Answer 8

camel,

they will stare each other untill a week without food and water.......

and eventually the last weapon will be a glass of water,,,,, donkey will die from dehydration........by then

Answer 9

i think donkey is stronger and win

Answer 10

Victor in the long term would be the donkey....'cos he'd have his jacket to keep the cold night air at bay, The camel, would have smoked itself to death.

Answer 11

The camel, the donkey would die of dehydration.

Answer 12

DONKEY!!!!! aKa ***!!! lolz... jpwt... well DONKEY would win just like in Shrek...lolz....jpwy

Answer 13

In turkey camels are made to wrestle each other during an annual festival, and bets are placed on them. Wild asses have quite a kick on them, but the domesticated donkey is a small, supine creature, and the camel's bite and reiliance would see it through.

Answer 14

Camel. Please don't ask me to elaborate further, just trust me.

Answer 15

Can't beat a good ***!!!

LOL

Answer 16

donkey anyday.....

Answer 17

the a s s

Answer 18

The camel, everyone knows donkey's are worthless.

Answer 19

Both would die by shooting each other at the same time. Them the Peacock will fight the Barn Owl.

Answer 20

well i think the donkey because as everyone knows throughout a donkeys life they put up with a lot of **** like giving fat kids a ride up and down blackpool beach all day what do camels do besides poo?? and camel poo reeks!

Answer 21

It's gotta be a Donkey - they're so cute.  Camels are ugly and spit at you.

Answer 22

Donkey all the way

Answer 23

o my god nooby you have definitely a good imagination i think none wins because it won;t happend such a thing.

Answer 24

CAMEL