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There once was an Indian who had only one t******e, and whose given name was 'Onestone'

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made lo ve to her all the next day, until Blue Bird

died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why?

OH, come on... take a guess!

Think about it

You're going to love this !)

You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

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  1. that was a good laugh...

    Haha...


  2. Very funny.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  3. random  

  4. that was really funny

  5. Funny, especially in the beginning.


  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    lmfao!!!!!!!!!

    THAT WAS FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

    I TOTALLY GOT THAT!!!!!

    LOL

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    BY FAR D BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. So how about this one  ??

    A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

    The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the t******e dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

  8. wow....

  9. Hahahahahahah! One of the best jokes ever!

    An indian named Onestone? Hahahah.

    This joke is funnier than the time Peter Griffin went to an indian casino and called an indian in the restroom "Watchesyoupee".

  10. Oh geez, that's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard today!!!!!!

  11. lol death by schnoo schnoo......and if you watch futurama you should get that..  :)

  12. haha

  13. That's kinda funny.  

  14. That was a good one.

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