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Question

Can you teach a koala bear to bring u slippers and wine in the morning;..?

2nd part question...

so u hiking in the far out back... adn ur car breaks down..

u see a kangaroo hoping by...it stops as they do and asks if u need a ride...

u hop in its pouch and visit the nearest mechanic..

the question is, is there a size weight limit for a kangaroo pouch passenger?

Answer 1

in a special land called la la land, may happen, in real life they would hurt you.

Answer 2

I wouldn't hop into a roo pouch if I were you. Hopping with the roo might be fun but NOT when it gets hit by a Mack truck while you are IN IT hopping down  the highway (on your way to the mechanic)

Cheers

Answer 3

Koalas are not bears and Kangaroos don't talk.

Answer 4

My koala not only brings me slippers and wine-but he does the cooking and the cleaning-and once when I was travelling the outback and broke down a kangaroo stopped and took me to the nearest mechanic (which was 967 km) got the parts I needed and took me back to my car - he fixed the blighter for me , directed me to the nearest waterhole and then hopped away.....

A kangaroo never runs from anything

Answer 5

both would be good but er no

Answer 6

ha ha ha! Very funny, mateIn case you're not joking, our koalas don't move very fast unless there's a bushfire or something chasing them, and as for our kangaroos...they're more likely to kick the h**l out of you than give you a lift!

Answer 7

answer: see a doctor for mental health problems

Answer 8

question 1: yes but it takes years of training and alot of wine start on something like a mérlo and then work towards the shiraz u have to be cruel to be kind dont regret using a whip it will pay of in the long run.

question 2:  most deffinatly i use one in uk to get to work and back not very eco friendly and the tax is high but the ride is smooth and the ladies love it nout better than love making in a kangaroo and if it gets cold use the old starwars trick cut it with your love saber till its juices flow and warm ur self in its entrails.