Dr + Dr I think I am a Snooker ball, What should I do?

Question

Go to the end of the cue.

Answer 1

or your going to pot?

Answer 2

Pretty dreadful , but brought a smile

Answer 3

Doctor: "Tell me, young man, what colour are you, or is that question not politically correct ?"

Answer 4

Go to the end of the cue. sorry, that's an old one

Answer 5

This is in the Italy - Naples section....why!!!!!

Answer 6

I heard that about 20 years ago.

**yawn

Answer 7

im 44 plus vat i must have heard that a thousand times boy that old one

Answer 8

pretty good.

i managed to squeeze out the old

"need any chalk" joke a couple of weeks back.

i was soooooo pleased!!!

best snooker quote?

"for those of you watching in back & white, the pink is the one next to the blue" ??!!!!!

something like that.

best snooker joke told by Ray Reardon (ex snooker pro).

a man is having an affair.

worried that his wife will find out, he phones one of his mates.

goes home to his wife in the early hours of the morning after putting snooker chalk on his shirt and just behind his ear. he was told to do so by his mate but wondered why.

"where have u been" says the wife.

"I don't want to lie to you, i've been having an affair, i'm so sorry." says the man.

she looks him up and down and notices the chalk behind his ear and on his clothes.

"YOU LIAR !!" she shouts........

"You've been playing bloody snooker all night" !!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Sorry your joke is a load of balls.

Answer 10

So bad it's good.

Answer 11

I'll bet you hate triangles and have a fear of pockets too.!!!!!!!!!