Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog Question...?

Question

Does anyone know all or any of the dr. horrible's sing along blog lyrics??? just wondering because i want then for fan purposes... lol

Answer 1

I was trying to figure out some of the lyrics from Act Two, so I started writing them down... then I decided I might as well do Act One as well. I still have one hole in each act, and possibly other mistakes (It's really hard to hear Penny over the other two guys!). Obviously, I guessed on the song titles:

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____ACT ONE________

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LAUNDRY DAY---------

DR HORRIBLE

Laundry day,

see you there:

underthings tumbling.

Wanna say,

"Love your hair".

Here I go,

mumbling.

With my freeze-ray I will

stop

the world.

With my freeze-ray I will

find the time to

find the words to...

tell you how,

how you make,

make me feel,

what's the phrase?

Like a fool.

Kinda sick.

Special needs.

Anyways...

With my freeze-ray I will

stop

the pain.

It's not a death-ray

or an ice-beam,

that's all "Johnny Snow".

I just think you need time to know

that I'm the guy to make it real,

the feelings you don't dare to feel.

I'll bend the world to our will

And we'll make time stand still.

That's the plan:

rule the world,

you and me,

any day.

Love your hair...

Anyway.

With my freeze-ray I will

stop -

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BAD HORSE LETTER--------

BAD HORSE HENCHMEN

Bad Horse, Bad Horse,

Bad Horse, Bad Horse!

He rides across the nation,

the Thoroughbred of Sin.

He got the application

that you just sent in.

It needs evaluation,

so let the games begin.

A heinous crime, a show of force,

a murder would be nice of course.

Bad Horse, Bad Horse,

Bad Horse, he's bad!

The Evil League of Evil

is watching so beware.

The grade that you receive

will be your last, we swear.

So make the Bad Horse gleeful

or he'll make you his mare...

You're saddled up,

there's no recourse,

it's "hi-ho Silver!"

Signed, Bad Horse.

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PENNY'S SONG-------------

PENNY

Will you lend a caring hand

to shelter those who need it?

Only have to sign your name,

don't even have to read it.

Would you help?

No? How 'bout you?

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WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO-----------

DR HORRIBLE

A man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do.

Don't plan the plan

if you can't follow through.

All that matters,

taking matters

into your own hands.

Soon I'll control everything.

My wish is your command.

CAPTAIN HAMMER

Stand back everyone,

nothing here to see.

Just imminent danger,

in the middle of it: me!

Yes, Captain Hammer's here,

hair blowing in the breeze,

the day needs my saving expertise.

A man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do.

Seems destiny ends with me

saving you.

The only doom that's looming

is you loving me to death.

I'll give you a sec to catch your breath.

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PENNY

Thank you, Hammer Man,

I don't think I can

explain how important it was

that you stopped the van.

I would be splattered.

I'd be crushed into debris.

Thank you sir for saving me.

CAPTAIN HAMMER

Don't worry about it,

a man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do.

PENNY

You came from above.

DR HORRIBLE

Are you kidding?

CAPTAIN HAMMER

Seems destiny

ends with me saving you.

DR HORRIBLE

What heist were you watching?

PENNY

I wonder what, ..?..

you're Captain Love

DR HORRIBLE

Stop looking at her like that.

CAPTAIN HAMMER

When you're the best

you can't rest,

what's the use?

DR HORRIBLE

Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?

PENNY

My heart is beating like a drum.

CAPTAIN HAMMER

There's a$$

needs kicking,

some ticking bomb to diffuse.

DR HORRIBLE

I stopped the van.

The remote control was in my hand!

PENNY

..?.. must be in shock.

CAPTAIN HAMMER

The only doom that's looming

is you loving me to death.

PENNY

Assuming I'm not loving you to death.

DR HORRIBLE

What-ev-er

CAPTAIN HAMMER and PENNY

So please give me a sec to catch my breath.

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____ACT TWO________

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ON THE RISE---------

DR. HORRIBLE

Any dolt with half a brain

can see that human-kind has gone insane

to the point where I don't know

if I'll upset the status quo

if I throw poison in the water main.

Listen close to everybody's heart

and hear that breaking sound.

Hopes and dreams are shattering apart

and crashing to the ground.

I cannot believe my eyes

how the world's filled with filth and lies

but it's plain to see

evil inside of me

is on the rise.

PENNY

Look around

we're living with the lost and found.

Just when you feel you've almost drowned

you find yourself on solid ground

and you believe there's good in everybody's heart.

Keep it safe and sound.

With hope you can do your part

to turn a life around.

I cannot believe my eyes

is the world finally growing wise?

Cause it seems to me

some kind of harmony is on the rise.

PENNY

make it slow

DR. HORRIBLE

anyone with half a brain

PENNY

he looks at me and seems to know

DR HORRIBLE

could spend their whole life howling in pain

PENNY

the things that I'm afraid to show

DR HORRIBLE

is the darkness everywhere

and Penny doesn't seem to care that

PENNY

and suddenly I feel this glow

DR HORRIBLE

.?...dark in me is all that will remain

PENNY

and i believe there's good in everybody's heart

keep it safe and sound

DR HORRIBLE

listen close to everybody's heart

and hear that breaking sound

PENNY

with hope you can do your part

to turn a life around

DR HORRIBLE

hopes and dreams are shattering apart

and crashing to the ground

DR HORRIBLE and PENNY

i cannot believe my eyes

PENNY

how the world's finally growing wise

DR HORRIBLE

how the world's filled with filth and lies

DR HORRIBLE

but it's plain to see

PENNY

and it's plain to see

DR HORRIBLE

evil inside of me

PENNY

rapture inside of me

DR HORRIBLE and PENNY

is on the rise

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BAD HORSE PHONECALL-----------

BAD HORSE HENCHMEN

He saw the operation

you tried to pull today

but your humiliation

means he still votes "neigh"!

And now assassination

is just the only way.

There will be blood,

it might be yours.

So go kill someone.

Signed, Bad Horse.

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS-----------------

PENNY

Here's a story of a girl

who grew up lost and lonely,

thinking love was Fairy Tale

and trouble was made only for me.

Even in the darkness

every color can be found.

And every day of rain

brings water flowing

to things growing in the ground.

Grief replaced with pity

for a city barely coping.

Dreams are easy to achieve

if hopeful's all I'm hoping to be.

Anytime you're hurt

there's one who has it worse some round.

And every drop of rain

will keep you growing

seeds you're sowing in the ground.

so keep your head up Billy, buddy.

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BRAND NEW DAY---------------

DR HORRIBLE

This appeared as a moral dilemma

cause at first it was weird

though I swore to eliminate

the worst of the plague

that devoured humanity

it's true i was vague on the "how"

so how can it be that you

have shown me the light?

It's a brand new day

and the sun is high

all the birds are singing

that you're gonna die.

How I hesitated

now I wonder why.

It's a brand new day.

All the times that you beat me unconscious,

I forgive.

All the crimes incomplete, listen,

honestly I'll live.

Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all

is through.

Now the future's so bright

and I owe it all to you..

showed me the light.

It's a brand new me,

I got no remorse.

Now the water's rising

but I know the course.

I'm gonna shock the world,

gonna show Bad Horse.

It's a brand new day.

And Penny will see the evil me,

not a joke, not a dork, not a failure.

And she may cry but her tears will dry

when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.

It's a brand new day,

yeah the sun is high.

All the angels sing

because you're gonna die.

Go ahead and laugh,

yeah I'm a funny guy.

Tell everyone goodbye.

It's a brand new day.

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