Dragons Den Ideas on BBC2?

Question

Due to Dragon Den I was wondering whether any of you have any great ideas that would bow well in the Den. Obviously I am not going to use your ideas plus only want peoples response of ideas they are not going to persue. This is only a bit of fun and Ill tell you what I think of it.See this as a mini Dragons Den :)

Answer 1

Laminated p**n magazines.

Wipe clean and lasts forever. Who wouldn't buy it?

EDIT: Worth the pitch alone, to see the Dragons' faces when I give them a demonstration of how it works.

Answer 2

Yes, let's see the start-up of an employment agency with the candidate interviewing the dragons den people so that they can keep their jobs! Wouldn't it be pleasant to see them scuppered and rejected for a change but in a decent and polite manner which normal employers have to have!

Answer 3

Tracking system for kids, some kind of chip that can be put under their skin and then if they go missing you can track them.

OMG maybe that could work lol x

Answer 4

LMFAO at your first answer,forgot what i was gonna say now???????

Answer 5

i think the dragons den panel are a bunch of s***s ,the way they laugh and make some of the contestants look small , even if most of the ideas are rubbish at least be a bit pleasant  especially that woman on the panel she looks like boris karloff , and that scottish guy  hes a git

Answer 6

Chocolate c***s. You could demonstrate sucking on one.  

Answer 7

Tell them that you are need money to start a television show where you decide whether to invest in hairbrain schemes. Tell them that the beauty of the show is that you will never actually go through with any of the investments and that there is a disclaimer saying it is "entertainment only".

Answer 8

Wrong section. this is not tv & entertainment

Reported Spam head.

Answer 9

a box of popcorn that never runs out

Answer 10

i cant tell u cus it not copywrited and proptected. i wish u could go on the den and tell them about somethig that is not

Answer 11

ok then... erm

glasses that can allow you to zoom in or out so you don't have to move closer to things that are far especially if you are short sighted like me.

It's basically stylish vonocolus. I would price them at about £250 and the come in a range of colours. Sorry i can't include a pic! :)