So I have ben having a series of dreams....futuristic dreams so to speak:
I am living in a cottage by the sea (sweeney todd allusion??). Anyway, I'm wearing a pretty country dress, cutting slices of gorgonzola cheeze (to serve with bread)--for my hubby's lunch (when he returns from his all-morning hunting of squirrels).
Around 11:30am, he returns from hunting (with 2 squirrels and a chipmunk in his sack), and I dash to greet him at the door in my flouncey dress, with my clasped together and an adoring smile on my face. He is very sweaty and tired from his morning hunt, so I take the game from his hands, and wipe off the beads of sweat off his forehead with my hankerchif. He then sits down at the table while I serve him lunch. I sit across from him at the table and watch him eat--like a lovesick birdy (chew, chew, chew, swallow, grunt, chew, chew, chew, swallow, f**t, chew, chew, chew, chew).
After he is done eating, I clear off the table, Then he picks me up, sweeps me off my feet, and gently places me upon the table. He lifts my flouncey skirt........(the rest is not appropriate for yahoo answerss.....)
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