The other night, I had a dream my friend ate her own baby. She doesn't actually have a baby though, but in my dream she did.
Someone stole it though, a crazy scientist, and skinned it and then pumped it with drugs...it looked like a water baby... then, we got it back and were locking the doors in my house but he crawled through a window
so we ran into the street and she started eating it and I was like oh my god Sam are you eating your own baby? And she was like, yeah, and I was like, can I try a bite? so I did and then I started puking all over the place.
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