Drinking quetsion?

Question

I am getting drunk with my wife and she has executed a perfect party foul. we have 3 shots of liquor left and four beers. she pours herself a double shot (on my request) and then spills the shot into the carpet. i proceed to take my shot, the last shot. there are now four beers left. i feel that due to her party foul i am entitled to 2 and a half of the remaining beers. she thinks i should let her have two of the four beers, regardless of the previous party foul. we have drank beer for beer until this point. should she be allowed an equal amount of alcohol regardless of the embarrasing mishap? or should we stay equal on beer numbers, even though i was willing to let her have the extra shot?

Answer 1

who cares it's your wife.. just go have s*x already!

Answer 2

I would definitely not keep track. It's your wife, you shouldn't keep track of stuff like that. Unless you have a drinking problem then I suppose every drink counts. :)

Answer 3

I say you split the last half of the last beer into thirds, 2 for you 1 for her. That'll teach her to spill the liquor!!! :P

Answer 4

She should absolutely not be able to have the exact amount of alcohol after the party foul! Not only was it a party foul, it was a double party foul. (regardless of who's request)  I think it's an extremely generous offer to allow her to even have 1 beer and a half if what the surgeon general and friends say are true about one shot equaling 1 beer.  Because to begin with, you could have both split 1 and 1/2 shots and split the beers evenly, but you being generous insisted she take a double shot, she then took your generosity and poured it in the carpet, The surgeon general certainly does not tolerate this type of alcohol abuse.  The verdict is that one shot = one beer so you should technically get all four beers but since the prosecution has made a plea bargain.  The plantiff shall have 2 and 1/2 beers and the defense shall have 1 and 1/2 beers.

Answer 5

or should you get off your pc and just enjoy the evening with your wife?

give her the 2 beers, it's not like she spilled it on purpose!

P.S  Actually, after reading Paula, belows reply, I have to agree, I can't think of a time I've ever paid such attention - the quantity of alcohol you are both drinking/'entitled' too seems to have taken on an abnormal significance.............???