Drunken accused.............?

Question

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Answer 1

ahahahaha...

thats hilarious..

I would add.. make it fast for a good tip !!!

Answer 2

LOL, that's funny! :-)

Answer 3

i like that..pretty good

Answer 4

Ha HA HA

Answer 5

Ha ha ha ha, a gin & tonic for me, forget that, the tonic is here, great stuff...!

Answer 6

hahahahahahahhaahhahahaah that is actually very funny!

Answer 7

lmao!

Answer 8

ahaha...double that order plz!!

Answer 9

:-) ha ha.. might be the drunker thought that it's free of cost in the court and need to be ordered very quick.

Answer 10

Yeah, that was funny!

Answer 11

hahahaha thats a good one :D

Answer 12

Great.Absolutely lovely.Shows the absent mindedness and wandering brain of a drunkard.

You have a great library of jokes.Thats very nice.

Oh yeah...did the drunkard get a death sentence??

Answer 13

Good one...LOL

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Answer 14

Fantastic. One should honour you for your collection.