Ducati?????

Question

i sat on a Ducati and those I talian youngsters dont make a d**n comfortable bike!! it was like a cheap motel, no ballroom. was the choice for my bike a good one? i like bingo on tuesday nights!!!!

Answer 1

d**n pops,you havnt seen your equipment in two decades,so what does it matter ?

if you let your depends fill right up,youll have a more comfortable seat,almost like a gel seat,youll need to wear more aftershave though

Answer 2

Well if you dryhump any sportbike it's going to hurt...metal doesn't make good cushion for the pushin' ! Keep your geezer urges in and get a scooter or something.

But get the 999R, I think they still look better than the 1098.

Answer 3

Get some Viagra first. Then tuck your junk back under yer butt for padding.  Works every time AND you can do the dirty with the young thang riding b*tch at the same time.

Answer 4

I'd like to see a picture of you with your thumbs up on some kind of motorcycle to prove you even exist.

Answer 5

Old sum, I love ya buddy. I would have loved to see you sitting, cool as Mike Hailwood, on a 1100 Tri Color. You are proof that life can be lived through ones imagination and reality is an unecessary stumbling block. Go back, more, more! Then go look at a Honda Rebel or even better, a Honda Ruckus scooter.

Oldsum, I too traveled to the Ducati store, seeking truth, beauty and 10 years of youth. Alas, much like Ponce de Leon, I didn't find it. It sure doesn't hurt to look though!

Life is good, this is not a dress rehearsal, live it fully!

Answer 6

Don't feed the trolls.

Move along, there's nothing to see here.

Answer 7

yes your choice of bike is better. these young kids now days don't have any balls.