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Dumbe Blonde Joke!!! Blondes dont take offensive!~!!!!! Do you get it?

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Ok...

It was a hot summer afternoon and three girls decided to take a swim in the local river. One of the girls was a blonde, another was a brunette and the last girl was a red head. So, the three girls decided to swim in the local river. They took off their socks and shoes and shirts until they were in their bikinis. The brunette suggests that they race across the river to see who is the fastest swimmer. The blonde and the red head agree and the jump in the water to begin. They swim and swim and swim until they are halfway when the blonde says, "Im tired, I do not think I can make it, it is too far." The brunette and the red head shrug her off and swim to the other side anyway. The blonde meanwhile, being as "tired" as she was swims back.

DO you get the joke?

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  1. omg lol

    yea cuz half+the half back= like the whole way

    i've heard it b4 but its still really funny

    lol!

    : )


  2. Whoops!

    Yes I do get it!

    ha ha ha ha.

  3. i don't get the joke... at all, please explain it. i am not being sarcastic, i am just like the slowest person at getting things in the world...

  4. i got it the second time i red it

  5. Yes, if she was half way anyway, the distance to swim to the other side or to swim back are the same!

  6. I get it, lol. Blonde FAIL

  7. Classic! very funny :)

    ive got one for you!

    A blonde, brunette and redhead are on a roadtrip when their car breaks down. They decide then best option is to walk to the nearest town. As it is difficult to carry things they decide they can take one thing each to help on the journey. The brunette grabs some water and says we will need this to help us from getting dehydrated. The redhead grabs their store of food and says this is also necessary in case it takes us longer then we thought. The blonde pulls of the car door and starts carrying it.

    both the redhead and brunette look at her and she says "its for when we get hot, then i can wind down the window"

    :)

  8. Yeah i get it she swam the whole thing anyway.:D

  9. yes, i do!!! it sure is funny!!!

  10. that was the best blonde joke i have ever herd

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