Dunkin donuts and satire?

Question

I have to make a poster of at least 3-5 bullets on satire that has to do with coffee/doughnuts and dunkin donuts.

i was thinking that i could do one bullet on how it makes you shorter but nothing exactly comes to mind.

feel free to leave any comments that have satire and coffee/donuts in them. thanks for the help

Answer 1

They are not your daddy's donuts.

Answer 2

There is always the old standby of cops and donuts