During Obama's big speech night I?

Question

turned on the water faucet, and wine didn't come out. I checked the fish in the refrigerator, and they didn't multiply. No manna or money fell from the sky when I walk out. How disappointing. He's not keeping his promises or I'm losing track of all the empty promises he's making. Wasn't Obama's fireworks and stage setup a big turn off?

Answer 1

It was nice when he said it. But when you look at the real world after hearing his words, you realize that he and his vision can only really exist in some sort of utopian (or dystopian, depending upon your view) novel. He should stick to writing books.

Answer 2

Awww that stuff didn't happen for you? It did for me! You much just have that mark of the devil on your forhead or something. Sorry about that!

Answer 3

Bitter much?

Don't be jealous. I know it's frustrating to you that your candidate generates all the excitement of a bowl of oatmeal, but don't stress yourself out.

Answer 4

didn't i advice you to stop dating your cousin?  

Answer 5

You've got nuthin'.