Earthquake in England - where is our aid?

Question

When are Pakistan going to set up a fund for aid? When they had one a few years ago we sent them loadsa money to rebuild etc. Given that half their population is in flaming England I think it's only fair.

I broke a mirror and I want reimbursing.

Answer 1

yeah ur not gonna get it pakistan only cares about itself

Answer 2

pakistan

Answer 3

Lol yeah Pakistan lol

Answer 4

LOL.... Ive got a chimney i can donate?

Answer 5

We've just found a leak in our roof, can we have aid?

Answer 6

You should have bought some home insurance - duh

Answer 7

Precisely. Where is the aid for the UK. It was the same will all the flooding we had, we had no help whatsoever.

Answer 8

Oh grow up.

Pakistan is a poor country with people who lost everything.

We had a pathetic tremour bringing down a couple of chimneys.  Nobody was killed, nobody lost everything.  All that happened is that some people will have to wait for a month for theri insurance mnoney to buy them a new plasma TV.

Many people died in Pakistan and all you want to do is point score.

How can you equate the two shows how pathetic and ignorant you are.

EDIT Just read the rest of your questions and now understand that you are just a pethetic, childish racist.

EDIT 2: The last resort of a poerson who's arguement is ripped apart - oh it was a joke.  I have read your previous questions and the tone you use abut people and have a fair idea of your views.

Answer 9

Aid yourself you lazy British losers.

Answer 10

here in gorleston, norfolk, uk best for holidays, we had a road open up the whole length of it because of the earthquake.

loads of cars, houses and people disappeared and no-one has done anything about it. the council are promising to fill the crack in tomorrow.

Answer 11

Take take take that's all these countrys do, a little bit give would be nice in our hour of need !! :)

Answer 12

Don't talk bleeding wet.  The best was a cartoon I saw of the L.A. Fire Department reading from a newspaper and saying, "yeah, real bad, a couple of chimneys got knocked over", or words to that effect.

Where I live down here in Greenwich-on-Thames - nothing, zilch.  Not even a flutter.  d**n, missed that.

I do remember an e-quake in Cyprus in c1961 - I even managed to drunk-sleep my way through that. Woke up the following morning and my bed had moved right across the room.  b******s, moved my bed during the night.  No mate, it was the quake.  What effing quake....??

Answer 13

The cheque is in the post................. apparently.

Answer 14

Wythenshawe Earthquake Appeal

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Wythenshawe early on the morning of Wednesday 27 February. The epicentre was Benchill.

Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "Bang out of order", "Mental" and "Sorted". The earthquake decimated the area causing an estimated £17.55 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of souvenirs from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic importance, where Escort XR3's were stripped and cremated, were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's had arrived.

One resident, Kylie-Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was such a f*ckin' shock, little Chardonnay-Destiny came runnin' into my bedroom cryin', I was shakin' so much I couldn't skin up."

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found several "Elizabeth Duke" sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.

How Can You Help?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster.

Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are La Coste track-suits, white socks, Burberry caps, beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They should include McCain Oven Chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizza. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightning cider and Special Brew. Cash donations are also welcome. 22p buys a "signing on" Biro, £2.50 buys a Jumbo Sausage Dinner and £20 a bent MOT or 200 Regal from Tommo's van.

Your help is appreciated.