Easy 10 points!!!! What are some good jokes to send my 4th grader to school with?

Question

I have researched and exhausted every site pertaining to this subject. He has a field ttrip with his class tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had some good, age appropriate jokes for him to share with his friends during the lunch break.

Easy 10 points for the best joke/riddle/answer!!

Answer 1

why are those pirates over there?

-i dont know why?

because they AARGH(you have to say it  like a pirate)

Answer 2

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Answer 3

Why is 6 afraid of 7?  Because 7 ate (8) 9.

Answer 4

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

Answer 5

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

Answer 6

why was the smartie crying  -- he was blue

why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again - he was a dirty double crosser

what do you call an elephant in a telephone booth - stuck**

Answer 7

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam

My kid likes it cause it sounds like a cuss word, but it's not actually cussing.

Answer 8

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?  Nacho cheese!

Answer 9

My daughters' fave joke right now is

What do you get when you mix an alligator with a flower?

I don't know, but you'd better not sniff it.

Or, What's green and white all over?

A frog sandwich.

Answer 10

knock knock! whos there tank!tank who? your welcome!        here is a nothewr one ......will you reamber me in a year about 2 years 3 years ok knock knock whos there? i thought you said you will reamber me!?

Answer 11

why did the donkey monkey lameo cross the road?

Because he was a dumb stupid

Answer 12

a riddle:  i went to visit my uncle who lived alone in a cabin in the woods.  as we were getting ready for lunch i noticed that the plates weren't clean.  i asked my uncle if the plates were clean.  he said,"as clean as cold water can get em."  after we ate he told me not to worry, he would take care of cleaning up.  so i went for a walk.  later at dinner i noticed the plates didn't look clean so i asked him,  "are these plates clean?"  my uncle said, "as clean as cold water can get em."  we ate dinner and again he insisted on cleaning up.  the question to the riddle is:  what's the name of my uncle's dog?

answer:  Coldwater

Answer 13

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's There

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's There

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's There Orange

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana

Knock knock who's there

The interrupting cow

The interrupting cow who (While the person is asking this you MOOOO)

Answer 14

LOL! I think you have enough here...loved a lot of these!@

Answer 15

I've got a riddle from my daughter Carly:

What happens once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "e"

From my daughter Skyler: (who is in 4th grade)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt Crummy (crumbie)

Another from Skyler:

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

A Pork Chop

How About:

A Duck walks into a pharmacy, says give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!!

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!!

Where do cows go on a date?

To the Moooovies

How does an egg get off the freeway?

He uses an Eggxit

Hope he has fun on his field trip!! And finds some jokes to share.

Answer 16

Hahaha, i though this was cute.

"What flowers grows between your nose and chin?"

"tulips!"  (two lips) hahaha

man i'm a nerd (:

Answer 17

If a duck flies upside down will it Quack up?