Easy 10 <span title="points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!">points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...</span> tell me something funny or random

Question

tell me something vetry randomand il; give you 10 pints

Answer 1

I just killed myself...

Darn it! My fingers went thrugh the keybored again!

I just can&#039;t seem to get the hang of this ghost thing...

Answer 2

bunny&#039;s drinking pop on a roof while bob is trying to call his cat and playing soccer while eating some chips that he stole from a best buy with a capitol B and sleeping because he partyed to much with Quigley the unicorn last night in new york while trying to get a motorcylcle but couldnt cuz he died wile he was pooping on a squid in ireland watching tv and haing mountain dew carrying a popcycle and fell over! haha! wow thats sooooooooo random!

Answer 3

Masturbating leprechauns are found on Mt. Kilimanjaro in October!

People on Y! answers who give thumbs down are insecure in themselves and need to justify their existance by doing so!!!

So bring them on losers!!!

Answer 4

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in the car accident?

he&#039;s all right now.

(AHHAHAHAHA)

Answer 5

Purple giraffes...

Donig the twist....

At 3am....

In China!

Okay, I totally just made that up... Line by line.

Answer 6

something funny or random

Answer 7

why is it that every1 who knows to run the country are all barbers and taxi drivers?

Answer 8

Pudding.

Answer 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whV...

Answer 10

i just pooped and it sort of hurt. It smelled like candy though.

Answer 11

Your so weird..your made of cotton.

...yea thats waaaaaaaay random

Answer 12

Have you ever heard a hymn of Belarus?  

Answer 13

heres something funny!    there r 2 guys. 1 asks the other 1 &quot;so do u like your wife&quot;  &quot;ya i love her&quot;   &quot;does she love u&quot;   &quot;ya&quot;   &quot;do u hav a good s*x life&quot;  &quot;ya&quot;  &quot;do u enjoy it&quot; &quot;ya&quot; &quot;does she&quot; &quot;ya&quot;  &quot;how do u know&quot;   &quot;well she calls me the HURRICANE&quot; &quot;the what&quot; &quot;the HURRICANE&quot; &quot;o ya i get it, exciting at first then ends in DISASTER!&quot;

Answer 14

goats are evil

and i mean it

Answer 15

babababababbbbbaaa....

Pork Chop Sandwiches!!!

Holy (Bleep)!!! Get the (Bleep) Outa here!!!

Answer 16

Grandma Visiting        

Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, &quot;I&#039;m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.&quot;

The grandmother was curious., &quot;What trick is that my dear,&quot; she asked.

Little Johnny replied, &quot;I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the d**n walls if you came to visit us again.&quot;

Answer 17

erm.. random

dbeafsrfcvp;kfgkjhvjmtdp-jkplfcj,fjolg...

BUT ANYWAIIZ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFm_gzLo...

now that is what i call random =]

Answer 18

florps sugar and poker!!

darn p**s gluber and c**p!

Answer 19

Can&#039;t sleep, clowns will eat me...

Answer 20

Pools are perfect for holding water

Answer 21

yay i got my first phone num from a  guy yesterday and hes txting me

lol  

Answer 22

old ppl used 2 annoy me at weddings by pinchin my cheeks n sayin &quot;ur nxt&quot;

dey stopped dat thing wen i started doin d same 2 dem

at

funerals!!!!

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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I&#039;m on local anesthesia.....why don&#039;t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the &quot;Butter Paneer Masala&quot; dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you&#039;ve become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven&#039;t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you&#039;re marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he&#039;s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it&#039;s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I&#039;m shedding......

9. At the dentist when he&#039;s sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it&#039;s a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it&#039;s in flames!!!

Answer 23

a bionic ant walked into a bar to get revenge on the cockroach that was stirring up trouble at the starbucks

Answer 24

mvodosmsfAAAAAAAAAAAAAmvoewonavBBBBBBBBB...

hfnvnoevooee

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

bAAAAAAAAAAA

Answer 25

imaginary muffin!!!

Answer 26

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

&quot;It&#039;s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..

They&#039;re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I&#039;m telling ya man...you&#039;ll have all the babes you want!&quot;

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, &quot;What&#039;s wrong now?&quot;

&quot;Lard-Almighty Bubba!&quot; said Billy-Bob, &quot;the tater goes in the front&quot;.

Answer 27

D&#039;OH!