Easy riddle?????????

Question

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other.

How did she accomplish this?

First correct gets the points!

Answer 1

she tied their hands and legs  and forbade them from moving or may be said london statue.

Answer 2

She kinda bought an anti-gravity field from an elctronic shop near by and activated it so the sister would stand on the bottom of the newspaper and the son would stand on top!

eg.   Son

      -----------

      Daughter

(active imagination is a good thing :D)

Answer 3

she made them stand tiptoes  

Answer 4

by putting it under the door =] so that each of them was on 1 side!

Answer 5

She ripped the newspaper

Answer 6

by putting the newspaper underneath a door & they each had to stand on it but were seperated by the door.

Answer 7

Ok so here's how it went down:

First Big Mama found some superly long newspaper, that was about 4 or 5 feet long... She put the little girl at one end and the boy at the other.

How'd she manage to keep them from fighting?

Two words:

Tazar Gun

Answer 8

the newspaper was under a door. each child stood on a different side of the door

Answer 9

the mom beat the daughter profusely and brutally with an ugly stick and gave the son a chainsaw

so therefore.... the daughter was too ugly for the son to touch and the daughter was to scared of the son because he had a chainsaw and threatened to " Rip her fu¢king brains out "

the end : )