Ebay reply feedback?

Question

Hi I have already contacted ebay on this problem but it takes a while for them to get back with me. I sold this router to a guy and he never paided claimed it was his wifes fault and also said it wouldnt work with his printer then left me a negative feed back stating this word for word ""BUYER BEWARE *, Tried to explain,bad situation, seller would not work with me""

Now call me a child but I need to reply back to this guy. What should I say it must be funny and get back at him and also still not be against ebays terms of service. Thank you all.

Answer 1

You could try 'Seller Beware' or 'This guy sicked his ninja kittens on me instead of paying me' or 'Pirates and Vikings have nothing on this guy's ability to loot and plunder an honest merchant' or 'dealing with this buyer will bring you PAIN, PAIN, PAIN I say!' I could probably go on, but I think it will all become irrational beyond this.

One more, 'Only sell to this guy if you have ninja turtles to protect your transaction, without a band of ninja turtles you will be robbed blind.'

Good luck

Answer 2

Ebay now restricts buyers from leaving bad feedback for sellers.  You may be part of that reason!  Good for you!

I have had dealings with ebay...and they are dependable...they are just being careful to cover all the bases......so...hang in there....

If I were you.....I would reply...in such a manner that would make you look very classy!  Buyers DO look at feedback...and you would not want to jeopardize any future sales.