Ello General Switzerland?

Question

what would you do if you held the title General Switzerland??

Answer 1

I would eat...Eat out...Eat out a lot...because thats what a General does.  He surveys the "landscape" and determines which "hole in the walls" restaurants carry the most delicious of all delicious meals that will feel my meaty appetite.  Thats right, I bet your mouth is salavating this very moment and you have good reason to. };-D

Answer 2

I would actually change my name to general Switz, since its kinda cooler! I mean, the title "general" has impact during times of war - which I am all about trying to defeat whatever enemy - but we,  you and I are not in Switzerland. so I would first establish some bad *** army and cut off ties to centralized financial control... jajajaja