Embarassing Moments? Passing gas...? What's yours?

Question

Okay, here's my story:

My little brother who is six farted all loud in line at Express in the mall. It was this past SATURDAY so it is all packed and he farts LOUD with FORCE and points to ME and says, "YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!" I was all shocked and look around to see no-eye-contact s****. repulsed faces and some guys were laughing all obvious... of course, I snatched my bag from the clerk and got outta there.

What's your embarassing moment story?

Answer 1

Oh boy. This was four years ago. I was working at this one job where my desk is in this ENORMOUS room full of computers and other employees. Give or take possibly 350 people. I stood up and my coworker next to me told me to "sit down" I was confused. She was red in the face and was embarrassed. I sat down and I asked what was up. She whispered to me that I had gotten my period. Odd she was embarrassed for me but I was wearing Khaki pants. I was thinking. "Sh*t, how am I going to walk past all of these people. I got up anyways, walked to the bathroom. My friend came with me and I ended up making a Napkin skirt to tie around my waist so I could walk back out and tell my manager I had to drive back home to get some new pants. LMAO. Well needless to say he told me to just take the day off! And I was honestly found it funny myself! I think the funniest part was what others thought about me wearing a paper skirt I've made. I bet they thought that was strange and they were obviously confused. Oh well!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

i was playing with my dog ((a boxer) in my back yard he jumps up and his paws hooked my sweatpants yanking them down to my ankles of course all the nei were out so now they call me moon boy lmao

Answer 3

im gunna sound stupid but you must know this. my life has been very shelterd. i wansnt allowed to watch sponge bob for crying out loud...

okay so i was in my english class in 9th grade and it was the day before thanksgiving break and everyone was like im gunna go to grandmas im going camping blah blah blah and then when the teacher asked the guy in front of me what he was gunna do for break he goes im going turkey hunting with my dad so we can get the turkey for dinner and was like like WHOA TURKEYS ARE REAL?! ( reallllly loud ) everyone laughed. my boyfriend was majorly embarrsed and i still get gobbled at in the hall. i had never ever seen a turkey like a picture. i had only ever seen cartoon pictures and i had seen it when i eat it....i just thought it was like part of a chicken. you know likw how a pig is like called bacon and then like pork...thats what i thought.

lol oh well :)

good one huh?

Answer 4

It was my first year at a school (I was 5) and I was in P.E and we were doing some exercises, but I was desperate for a wee, but the teacher wouldn't let me go, so I pissed myself, right infront of everyone :(

Answer 5

I was cinderella in a play in high school, and i tripped over my little chair and fell flat on my face and knocked myself out.

Only show my mom came to see & videotaped the whole shenanigans.

Super fabulous to show to my kids one day, i am sure.

Answer 6

Lol thats a good one.

Yea one time I was with a bunch of my friends and we were going to the local pool. There was a bunch of people out there, including the cute guy I liked. I had wore a pair of sorta tight cut off shorts and I went to pull them off and i pulled them off alright. I EVEN PULLED MY SWIMMING BOTTOMS DOWN! omg i was so embarrassed. they even got me on a cell phone!! :[

Answer 7

While working for a radio station, I thought I was having a private phone conversation on one of the station phones, but the analog line I was using was also for the phone-linked sports broadcast line, live.  Even though I couldn't hear the game being broadcast on the phone line, the tri-city area did hear my "Private" phone conversation dubbed in.

Details as conditions warrant...

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Answer 8

I was at my brother's house and there was a bunch of people there. I was in the kitchen making a sandwich when my three-year-old niece came out and tried getting my attention by pulling on my sweatpants. I told her to knock it off an tried wiggling her off of my pants but she kept pulling them and ended up pulling them and my underwear down as a few people walked in. My hands were busy with the sandwich so I couldn't pull them back up right away. My niece thought that was just hilarious and was like "I SEE YOUR BUTTCRACK!!"

It was pretty funny.

Answer 9

told my crushs cousin i liked him. i didnt know it was his cousin. she told now he hates me. joy