Embarrasing bus ride?

Question

i dont want to impose on anyone or seem rude but alot of the time when i ride the bus i get an erection, which is very common with guys by the way but my problem is that my p***s becomes very apparent because iv been told its well above average it looks like I'm hiding a pole in my trousers and looks really pervy, can i do anything to hide it? a few times iv even had to pass my stop to wait for it to go down!

Answer 1

Discretely tuck it under your belt. Or as soon as it happens, start thinking about something that really turns you off. Or occupy your mind with something that has nothing to do with s*x, like math or cars. Thats what I do.

Answer 2

Believe it or not, this is quite a common thing, known to truck drivers as "Diesel p***s"! (I'm not kidding) It's caused by the low frequency vibration of a big Diesel engine, causing your man-bits to tingle slightly!

Go look it up on Google if you don't believe me, but you'll have to wade through a lot of c**p about Vin Diesel and Viagra to find it!

Answer 3

Jerk off just before you take the bus. Oh yeah, stop trying to flatter yourself.

Answer 4

A boyfriend had the same problem but cos I'm so hot and we often passed each other at work, not cos of a bus :D

His solution was to wear quite tight underpants to keep it under control.

Answer 5

This site might help

www.ilovemyownc0ck.com

Answer 6

Yes, I had.

Long time on one of Monday.

My friend paid for my ride on COACH USA Red & Tan Rockland Coach #20 bus from Palisade Mall to Port Authority Bus Terminal at 5:20pm.

Since this bus I did not taken, so I was nervous because it was mystery route to me and it was long ride. And then we got stuck on heavy inbound traffic to Lincoln Tunnel at few feets, and I felt embrass because I was about to urine explore, but I did not. I was holding to my pant or eating to obstractle from thinking about urine.

As soon as bus arrive at Port Authority, I rush to restroom because it took 103 minute ride.

Answer 7

yeah i have this problem from time to time and the easiest way to go about it is tighty whities over the boxers.  good luck with your horse.