Embarrassing Moments - Can you beat mine?

Question

I was running late for a meeting and ran into the bathroom really quick. Unzipped and started - I felt warmth on my thigh and noticed that the edge or my shirt (tucked in) was out my fly and I was grazing it with the stream. I had on khaki pants so it was more than obvious. I was the one who arranged the meeting and our CFO was there so I had to show - that was a pretty fun day.

Answer 1

Sure. Every time that I wake up in the morning & look in the mirror, I get embarrassed!

Answer 2

My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn't see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn't sleep through class. He hadn't been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn't my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, "Sorry, I thought you were my fiance." His reply? Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said "It's all good."

Answer 3

i was in front of my entire class...we had to do presentations...and i started to talk and i could feel that my tummy wasnt feeling good, and i puked all in the front row of my classmates, and even on my hott teacher. everyone laughed.....and then this one kid saw that i puked and then he puked on me :/

guy above me.......i sent a dirty pic to my bf and i sent it to my dad :( talk about crawling in a hole

Answer 4

So I'm a CFO at a big company right, and this guy spends all this time to set up a meeting with me and he comes in, in front of all our clients, with p**s running down his pants! I've never been so embarrassed...

Answer 5

My boyfriend and I worked at the same job.  We hired a new guy that looked just like my boyfriend from behind and we all had to wear uniforms.  Well I saw my boyfriend up ahead and I was feeling good so I walked by and slapped his a$$.  He jumped and turned around and it was not my boyfriend!  The new guy was like "oh hey" and I was like "OMG I thought u were my boyfriend!!" and he was all like "Aw, u have a boyfriend?"  

Answer 6

Once told a girl that i only went out with her so i could get head off her.....

however,

i accidentally sent it to my mum

(wished i could crawl in a whole and die)

Answer 7

i was at church and i went downstairs to the bathroom(last minute) and came back up in a hurry cause it was a ceremony going on and i was supposed to walk down the isle with somebody, so i made it back on time and went straight down the isle but not knowing that my skirt was tucked in my underwears so i was flashing the whole church my backside

luckily this lady stepped on the isle and fixed my skirt

(at that time i was almost down the whole isle)

everyone saw me and they were giggling

but at least  nobody confronted or dared to confront me about it

=)

that was so embarrassing

Answer 8

I was at a party and got hugged and crapped myself, I was wearing white pants, I wanted to die!

Answer 9

I wet myself on a plane returning from holiday. I had to walk through arrivals wet. I was 21 at the time.