Embarrassing but funny?

Question

Have you got an embarrassing story about your baby or a situation that you now look back on and laugh??

Answer 1

While dining in a somewhat nice restaurant, my 18-month-old daughter decided to announce that she "pooted". I laughed, my wife turned red, and several diners choked on their food. It was hilarious.

Answer 2

while we were at the doctors office waiting for my son to get his 4 month check up. He decided to start pooping. (the one day I forgot to bring the diaper bag) so I sent my husband home to get it quickly and I stood him up on my lap. As soon as I stood him up he let out the BIGGEST f**t ever, everyone in the doctor's office were giggling (it was a full waiting room)

Answer 3

My daughter isn't old enough to embarrass me yet but here's one from when I was a toddler.  We were at a family wedding and just as the bride got to the altar and the music stopped, I piped up "Mummy, when is Helen having the baby?".  This was in 1979 when having babies outside marriage wasn't really "done" so my comment caused a bit of a stir to say the least!  The best thing was that she wasn't even pregnant, so God only knows where I got that from!

Answer 4

I had a really embarrassing event with my first child (now 10yrs old). My daughter was about 2-3 months old and me and my hubby went out to the mall for the first time since I had given birth. I was still breastfeeding, so my daughter pooped all the time....I went in the bathroom to change her diaper. Back then the changing tables were out in the open (near the sinks). Well it was packed in the bathroom so I stood with my daughters feet facing me to change her. When I lifted her bottom up to wipe her, she pushed and squirted a pile of yellow p**p all over my white shirt!!!! I thought that I would die at that very moment. I must have given out a slight yelp because every eye in the bathroom was on me. It was horrible then, my husband thought it was hilarious when I came out. I talk about it now all the time and laugh.

Answer 5

Marley (9 weeks) and I were having a look round an upmarket department store when two old ladies - very rich by the look of them - stopped to have a look at her.

"Isn't she just lovely?" said one, "Look at her little shoes"

The other lady leaned over to take a look and Marley lifted both legs into the air and let out a really noisy f**t.

At least they got a good look at her shoes!!

Answer 6

I went to the supermarket with my then 2 1/2 year old daughter and while we were standing on line for checkout there was a man with long silver hair in a pony tail in front of us.  My daughter said mommy look at that ladies hair.  She has a pony tail just like me!  Well the guy turned around and I was completley embarrassed and apologized.  He was laughing because he thought it was cute.