Embezzled by a woman - What's a Sharkâ„¢ to do?

Question

My female former business partner drained the account dry and left me with the bills.

It all started going downhill after I rejected her sexual advances.

Should I:

A: Sue

B: File Criminal Charges

M: Fu€k her

D. Take it like a man.

Y. Btch-slap her

Answer 1

I think you should scheme to do all five.

Answer 2

A then B then Y.

Answer 3

Do all of the above at the same time (except for b.)  ;P  Then file criminal charges...

Better yet, talk to an attorney.  You might have to audio tape her if you can.  Good luck.

Answer 4

you should do the following in this order

fu£k her

slap her

takeit like a man

file criminal charges

then sue.

Answer 5

M first, then Y, then A and B.

D is accomplished by default when you do things in the order I prescribed.

Answer 6

M, and then bite her on the a*s shark style :-D

Answer 7

G: Get a new hobby

Answer 8

Z.  Jump off a cliff.

Answer 9

M -  She fuc%d you

A-   You need proof

B -  Embezzlement and theft

X  - Learn from your mistakes