England v India – English players to sue the Indian media for making them work hard
Players from the English team have announced that they will be taking the India media to court for creating false hype regarding India’s tour of England and making the Indian side look invincible.
Apparently the English players have been left shocked after playing against the Indians who lack in talent and craft and do not pose any threat to the Poms in the ongoing tour.
England annihilated the Indians in the four-match Test series by winning all the four games and then went on to win the only Twenty20 match of the tour followed by a win in the second one-day game in the five-match series.
The English players are not happy because of training so hard prior to the series and had they known that they were going to be up against an unworthy opponent, they would have cut down on their “rugged” training regime.
Speaking on the matter, England’s strike pacer http://www.senore.com/Cricket/SCJ-Broad-c2465 said, “This is outrageous, I had to cut down on my vanilla cream biscuits and diet cold drinks to get in shape. I even had to miss the repeat telecast episodes of s****.-Doo to train outside in
the scorching English summer.”
Broad argued that he felt cheated to have practiced so hard for a team that refused to bat against his side for prolonged hours.
Meanwhile, it has been learned that http://www.senore.com/Cricket/KP-Pietersen-c1806 who gave up skydiving to practice before the series requested the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) to release him before the one-day series as he felt that there were enough talented players in the
squad to replace him against a depleted Indian outfit.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/MJ-Prior-c1984 has also come out against the Indian side and is supporting the notion of suing the Indian media for brain washing the English players that they were about to face h**l while playing against India.
According to details, Prior disclosed that he had to quit drinking and was living on tap water to improve his reflexes before the Indian clash. He insisted that after facing the Indians in the Test matches he has taken up drinking as an antidepressant to
makeup for all the lost sleep that he had to bear in anticipating a tough series.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/JM-Anderson-c1705 is also not pleased with the way things turned out this summer and has said that he had started going to the Church out of fear that perhaps he will be up against the devil this summer.
Meanwhile the head coach http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Andrew-Flower-c44362 is also bitter and has revealed that the team hates him for pushing them too hard in preparations for the series and ever since England’s triumph against India, the players have been mocking him for following the Indian
media without assessing the factual situation.
Flower feels that the Indian media made him lose respect within the ranks of the English squad for which it is important that he sues them.
Pacer http://www.senore.com/Cricket/India-c750 as his email address was bombarded by newsletters from the said site, sending him links to articles where the Indians were clearly rated far superior.
Bresnan had bookmarked the sites and was a regular visitor until http://www.senore.com/Cricket/England-c56013’s triumph. According to sources he has not visited the sites since then and is now looking to control his addiction of surfing cricket sites on the internet.
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