English speaker help me?

Question

When I watched some movies,I couldn't get any sence from these sentenses at all.

such as

I'm telling you.

You're telling me.

You don't say.(irony?)

I don't know how to feel(sense) these sentenses.

Please teach me!

Answer 1

I'm telling you: is like "That is for sure" eg. Oh, I am telling you, she is definetly beautiful."

Your telling me : its like "I completley agree!"

You don't say: means "really?"

Answer 2

im telling you-   he thinks he knows for sure and wants to make sure you understand his point

your telling me - the person is in disbelief, they cant believe somone would do somthing like that and they are kind of skeptical.

you dont say - i would have never thought, i didnt expect that or it could be irony in which case it means the opposite

Answer 3

im telling you: i know what im talking about, this is how it is.

Your telling me: like they agree with that statment big time

you dont say: is really? is that so? or, it could be used as a sarcastic  response.

Answer 4

i'm telling you- they are trying to tell the other person that they are right

you're telling me- usually wow i did not know that

you don't say- really? or the same as you're telling me

Answer 5

in what language?

"I'm telling you" is proving a point. Like, person A is making person B listen to something he's saying.

"You're telling me" might be person B repeating what person A is saying, just to make sure he heard correctly.

"You don't say." Kind of sarcastic, usually said without paying attention to what's actually being said.

I hope you could understand those explanations.  

Answer 6

I'm telling you--in other words it could be like I want you to know, I need you to know, you need to know...

You're telling me--in other words this could be said as "So what you are saying is....". The phrase "you're telling me" is similar to "I'm telling you".

You don't say--could be "no kidding!" "really?" "are you serious?"

I hope this helps! After typing this answer I realize how difficult the English language is!

Answer 7

あなたは日本人ですから、日本語で答えます ^.^ よろしくね

I'm telling you.  ÃƒÂ£Ã‚‚‚う言ってるだろう。

あるいは：

「聞いてくれよ。」とか、「本当だよ！」など

You're telling me.  ÃƒÂ£Ã‚‚‚う知ってるんだ。（「君が悪い者じゃん」という意味もある。）

あるいは：

「同感だ。」という意味である。

You don't say.  ÃƒÂ¦Ã‚œÂ¬Ã¥Â½Â“？まじ？（だいたい皮肉の感じがある。）