Entertaiment?

Question

for my confirmation my mom said i could get some form of entertainmeny(NO DJ)

any suggestions???.....i was thinkin belly dancers

(P.S. any price ranges)

Answer 1

Yes, belly dancers are great - they look really good when they are all in sync. I suppose it would depend on how many dancers you want would affect the cost. Try the yellow pages for agencies....

Answer 2

belly dancers souds good to me do it!

Answer 3

Belly dancers and confirmation...... interesting. You may go to h**l, but it would be one confirmation that no one would ever forget..........

Answer 4

When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone

Be a man use your hand

Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea

When your but is fat

And you have a cat

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Pack it up pack it in

Don't let the crappin begin

Binding Problems!!

When your sitting in the office and your

p**p begins to feel the softest

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your at home and need a parp

But when you do it feels sooo sharp

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Strainin' and a-stressin'

But my drawers I won't be messin'

Constipation..It won't come out..constipation

When your sittin on a log

And you feel something clog

Constipation... That hurts... Constipation

Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!

At least it don't come out in a block!

Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea

When your Stomach reallly Hurts

You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!

Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea

When your on the toilet squriten,

And you know that you would rather be jerkin'

Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better

When you've got a stuck p**p and can't let out the goop

Squeeze with might and hold on tight

Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea

When you push with all your might,

But your as s is clenched to tight.

Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.

When straining on a heavy load

Pop the cork, and then explode

Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea

When you think its constipation

You'll feel a funny sensation

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When you constipated

And your p**p is out dated

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your sitting in your home

And your pants are full of foam

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

Splish, splash, splish, splash!

The toilet calls, you dash

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

when your climbing up a ladder

and you here something splatter

diarrhea....diarrhea

when your sittin in a Chevy

and you feel something heavy

diarrhea....diarrhea

When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone

Be a man use your hand

Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea

When your but is fat

And you have a cat

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Pack it up pack it in

Don't let the crappin begin

Binding Problems!!

When your sitting in the office and your

p**p begins to feel the softest

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your at home and need a parp

But when you do it feels sooo sharp

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Strainin' and a-stressin'

But my drawers I won't be messin'

Constipation..It won't come out..constipation

When your sittin on a log

And you feel something clog

Constipation... That hurts... Constipation

Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!

At least it don't come out in a block!

Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea

When your Stomach reallly Hurts

You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!

Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea

When your on the toilet squriten,

And you know that you would rather be jerkin'

Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better

When you've got a stuck p**p and can't let out the goop

Squeeze with might and hold on tight

Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea

When you push with all your might,

But your as s is clenched to tight.

Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.

When straining on a heavy load

Pop the cork, and then explode

Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea

When you think its constipation

You'll feel a funny sensation

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When you constipated

And your p**p is out dated

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your sitting in your home

And your pants are full of foam

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

Splish, splash, splish, splash!

The toilet calls, you dash

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

when your climbing up a ladder

and you here something splatter

diarrhea....diarrhea

when your sittin in a Chevy

and you feel something heavy

diarrhea....diarrhea

When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone

Be a man use your hand

Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea

When your but is fat

And you have a cat

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Pack it up pack it in

Don't let the crappin begin

Binding Problems!!

When your sitting in the office and your

p**p begins to feel the softest

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your at home and need a parp

But when you do it feels sooo sharp

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

Strainin' and a-stressin'

But my drawers I won't be messin'

Constipation..It won't come out..constipation

When your sittin on a log

And you feel something clog

Constipation... That hurts... Constipation

Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!

At least it don't come out in a block!

Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea

When your Stomach reallly Hurts

You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!

Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea

When your on the toilet squriten,

And you know that you would rather be jerkin'

Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better

When you've got a stuck p**p and can't let out the goop

Squeeze with might and hold on tight

Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea

When you push with all your might,

But your as s is clenched to tight.

Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.

When straining on a heavy load

Pop the cork, and then explode

Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea

When you think its constipation

You'll feel a funny sensation

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When you constipated

And your p**p is out dated

Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

When your sitting in your home

And your pants are full of foam

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

Splish, splash, splish, splash!

The toilet calls, you dash

Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea

when your climbing up a ladder

and you here something splatter

diarrhea....diarrhea

when your sittin in a Chevy

and you feel something heavy

diarrhea....diarrhea

Answer 5

omg lol

i would get a radio, then put a cd in it (or turn on the radio)

and theres your entertainment

Answer 6

Get a stand-up comedian!

Answer 7

Celebrity impersonators

Answer 8

YES! Belly dancers are hypnotizing