Erections from Taco Bell?

Question

Every time I go to Taco Bell I get a Spicy Chicken Burrito and for some reason every bite I take I get a huge erection. Sometimes I have to run out of the store or else people see my erection. My pants streched out from these erections so now if I don't have one it makes my pants fall down. What should I do?

Answer 1

taco bell the new viagra,old men rejoice everywhere. now you don't have to go to the doctor for a prescription. taco bell is a lot cheaper than the real drug.haha.

Answer 2

lmao! sorry, i haven't laughed this "hard" in a "long" time...

Answer 3

Buy new pants.

Answer 4

So all it takes is a spicy burrito to set you off?

And what is the shape of this burrito?

Kind of long, cylindrical, 7-8 inches long, about 6" around.

Getting the picture, dude, you're a flaming homosexual. lol

Answer 5

Maybe its reminding you of choking your chicken burrito at home.

Answer 6

wow u r so g*y!!

Answer 7

don't go to taco bell....and i seriously hope your joking

Answer 8

That sux dude, u get a b oner, don't eat that then and you won't have to buy pants to fit it in. I do hope you're joking cause that's pretty disturbing!

Answer 9

lol. thats wierd. all I can say is you should go see a doctor.

Answer 10

You have serious issues.