Escape from idiot brother?

Question

My younger brother is outside of my room door with a semiautomatic bb gun, and I don't exactly trust him. How do I get out of my room with out being shot by flying tiny round balls. He broke my nose.

Answer 1

Okay do this, make a bomb, like when you use some oil, a fly-swatter, bleach, condom, pencils and duct-tape,....  yada yada....

Open the door deploy it, use the explosion for cover... Get to the weapon and take it from him.. Then tie him up execution style and lay into his A$$...... lol.

Answer 2

Bleach and Aluminum foil  make a nice boom

Hairspray and lighter or match should scare him off.

Or bribe him/blackmail him. Tell him you are gonna tell all the kids how he cries himself to sleep every night

Answer 3

Use something to cover your eyes and bum rush him.  Take the gun out of his hand and hit him over the head with it.

Answer 4

There are semiautomatic BB guns?  Who knew?

Answer 5

Be quiet,don't react- your distress is his turn-on. This sort of thing isn't open to negotiation. He's getting psycho when he attacks with a weapon that can put out your eye, for instance- he'd think it's funny!

If your parents can't chill him, wait till he's asleep and grab the dam' thing and bend the barrel to make it useless- stick it in a solid drainpipe, whatever, pull hard: be prepared for a screaming fit!

Pour the rest of the BB's down the grate of a street drain, too )=((

Answer 6

Get on the cell phone and call the CIA, they should be able to help you. Take this precautionary measure just in case he has any Yellow cake uranium. He maybe planning a nuclear attract on your room. Follow President Bush's plan and take no chances.

Answer 7

you could keep faking like ur coming out to find out if he is going to shoot or if he is shooting do that until he runs out of bbs

or u could make something like a shield and just push him out of the way then run away to somewhere else

Answer 8

Am I the only adult around here?  If your brother has harmed you (broken your nose), is threatening to harm you with the BB gun, and you are frightened, CALL SOMEONE for help.  Can you call one of your parents at work?  If you can't reach them, call the police to come and help you.  That's what they're there for.  Please call now.