An Eskimo is fishing through a hole in the ice. He sits by the hole with his fishing rod for over an hour, with no luck.
After another hour, a huge booming voice calls down to him.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The eskimo ignores this voice and carries on fishing. After a five minutes he hears the voice again saying;
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The eskimo looks around but can not see the source of the sound. He shouts,
"Is that the voice of the lord?"
The voice replies,
"NO, THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE ICE RINK MANAGER."
(giggles)
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