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Essex girls strike again. Yes....No? ?

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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

'How many children?' asks the council worker.

'10' replies the Essex girl.

'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'

'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'

'Doesn't that get confusing?'

'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'

'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.

'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'

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  1. O times, O mores.


  2. You've done it again. =*}

    Have a star.  

  3. Who's been a naughty girl, then, ha ha, ten different surnames, what an absolute hoot, hilarious...!

  4. OIC it took me a while but i get it.

    thumbs up on this one

  5. haha thats well funny, star 4 u

  6. oh my god.....so unexpected and that is so brilliant and i love you. ur awesome.

  7. lol

    love it  

  8. Haha omg that was well funny!

  9. oh

  10. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

  11. I wasn't expecting that.

    Ha!Ha!Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

  12. saw it coming...


  13. Coming from Essex, I find that really funny.

    But that's such a stereotypical joke.

    KEEP THEM COMING!

  14. wow!!! so the essex girls are really fast!!! ten children from ten different men!!! she has surely beaten some of the women i know!!!

  15. lol funny YES

  16. Classic! love it!

  17. yeah very good lol x

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