Eurika ! Physicists... finally I have solved an energy/matter conversion problem after many years.?

Question

I have been working on this equation for many years, do you think this will work?

E=mc2

Where E is energy

m is mass

and c is the speed of light squared

I really think I am on to something... wait... wait... did I hear that someone did that before? Um... wait... nevermind... :)

Answer 1

I was surfing the YA categories and came across your quip.  

Your next orders shall be the following:

(1) you are hereby commissioned to re-invent the wheel.  

(2) You are to go out and chart each Wormhole vectored throughout the surface of the Earth and discern what associated lei lines and vortices are associated and on which these Wormholes are dependent...  

All right, you have your orders and mission -- to commence at once!

Headquarters out -- end message...

Answer 2

This a non-answer to your non-question:

ALBERT EINSTEIN always had a "Bad-Hair" day.