Ever have this happen to you?

Question

I tried slipping a f**t out which I thought would be silent and all of a sudden it threw itself out my rearend with such force I couldn't stop it and it was extremely loud. Nobody said anything by they heard it.

Answer 1

ya did you sit and bask in its amazingness.  

Answer 2

Yeah! When I was meeting a teacher at the school that I work at (which she pretended not to hear and I pretended like it had not happened) another time when I was in a coffee shop by myself studying when I was in college.  Another time in front of my boss!  It's mortifying, humbling and downright gross.  I seem to do it a lot though!  

Answer 3

LMAO.

try chewing food throughly and slowly

that should help.

Answer 4

No, thankfully.

I imagine it was quite an awkward moment.

Answer 5

Controlling the power of your farts takes alot of practice my friend. I have been at it for years working on this art and it's not easy. Next time just tell them your working on your skills and that one just got away from you. Kind of like golf.

Answer 6

Yes, this has happened to me and boy was it a stinker..

Answer 7

when people look at you just look at the person next to you  

Answer 8

Haha!

(I think that happens to everyone everyonce in a while)

My advise: rip one in the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

haha don't worry happened to me to i just blamed the kid next to me she wasn't well known so it was easy.