Ever since i was a child i have talked extremely slow, bad chicken crossing the road jokes were made. im alone

Question

please help me cure this virus, i just found out 10,000 children a day commit suicide because of slow talk jokes help stop this cruel punishment to children.

Answer 1

People can indeed be cruel. Theres nothing wrong with slow talkers. Its STUPIDITY TALKERS that shouldnt be tolerated!

Answer 2

Drinking coffee will help you, give it a try...

Answer 3

I seriously think you should become a customer service representative for like a phone company.  haha i hate it when they talk 300mph on the phone.

Answer 4

WHY DIDNT THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, HE FELL ASLEEP WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY GO LOLOLOLOLOL

Answer 5

Brodie,  it isn't how slow you speak that matters,  it is what you have to say.     If when you speak people know what you say is well thought out,   insightful,  and has a meaningful point,   they will listen.

Slow speech has nothing to do with intelligence.

Answer 6

school kids are the most cruel people on the earth. get past school, accept who you are, and things will get better.