Ever swear you saw a midget, but when you looked back again, there was nothing there?

Question

Ever swear you saw a midget, but when you looked back again, there was nothing there?

Answer 1

Every time I am drunk as 3 people ..... fully creased .....weaving like a battle ship under fire .....

full of maggoty swell ...... blotto, stinko, blind @ss drunk.....

yes I have seen this many times before ..... hahahahahahaha

mostly though ...... in my own head!!

Answer 2

My father told me a poem about this:

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man that wasn't there.

He wasn't there again today --

My god, I wish he'd go away!

Answer 3

No but it has happened the other way around often.

Answer 4

No...

When look back...

They're still there...

(I'm seeing midgets, and have completely lost control with the 3-dot punctuation thing...

Somebody please help me...(whimpering now...)

Somebody!  For the love of God!  Somebody Help me!

(now sobbing uncontrollably)

Answer 5

yeah it has actually but not with midgets

this dude was following me and my gf and i wanted to make sure so i told her lets go thru a difrent way she said why i told her and she then sudenly he just disapeared idk what happend

Answer 6

Yeah i saw one in Papatoetoe.....or was it Sylvia Park?

Answer 7

Are you telling me that midgets now possess ninja technology?

Answer 8

Those little buggers are quick

Answer 9

Ok good its not just me then. I have that happen all the time

Answer 10

when you look back, dont forget to look DOWN

Answer 11

That gets me every time. One midget catches my attention from behind, while another jumps out of nowhere and has his way with my leg. I think they even have a name for it...