Every hold up in a cheap motel with a quart of whiskey and play russian roulette with your six-gun?

Question

I was lucky until tonight now i only have one ear.

Answer 1

Life is tough, bro. You just gotta roll with it; It's all good.

Answer 2

You sure have plenty of access to the internet, for an old west gunslinger.

Answer 3

  There are some pretty strange posts on here tonight!  Hope you poured booze on the wound.