Every morning when I check my trash outside, its all over the ground?

Question

I know what it is, its those pesky feminists always trying to find some leftovers. I caught them once and had to shoo them away. I tried locking the can but they found a way to knock it down and open it.They keep coming back and I'm thinking of calling an exterminator. Before it comes to that, what do you think I can do to keep feminists out of my trash?

Answer 1

Haha come on, like you even can come out of the house??

Answer 2

It sounds like you can't afford to live in a building that has garbage shutes on each floor for that purpose.  It's very convenient for the tenants, but it tends to make for higher rents. Maybe when you get a job that pays better than McDonalds you could afford to move into such a building?

Good luck.

Answer 3

They're just looking for DNA to do scientific studies; trying to figure out what makes some people stupid.

Answer 4

I'm awed by your genius in legitimate debate. Thanks for improving the tone.

Besides, it isn't feminists going through your trash, it's the ***-kissing women in here who think sucking up to crass men like you makes those men want to impregnate them and give them a house to live in, so they don't have to do anything for themselves-- and are later helpless when hubby starts bangin' the secretary or kicks her out for being a complete bore. : )

Keep livin' the dream ladies (even though most of you are probably male trolls posing as women)! Excellent work.

Answer 5

Hahahaha. I think you should invest in a scarecrow and set it up near your trashcans. Dress it as a housewife with an apron and broom, that should scare them off. Alternately, you can set up a cheeseburger feminist trap and wait til morning then spray them with holy water. =D

Answer 6

actually its the narcotics officers searching your trash for evidence so they can prosecute you for using drugs.

Answer 7

get an exterminator... get rid of the problem.

Answer 8

stop spooging in it

Answer 9

I'm just too happy by the fact that racoons and cats are now getting into the wonderful political science of feminism to really care about your problems.

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Actually, it's more like the cats and racoons have proven that even the most basic of creatures care for female equality.  If they can do it, then mysogny must be really primative.

Answer 10

leftover WHAT, cid?

Answer 11

Don't throw out used condoms LOL.  Lay off they've got teased enough tonight don't you think

Answer 12

To keep the feminist away get a picture of a stay at home mother vacuuming a rug. Stand it up next to your trash can. They will run like the feminazis they are.

Answer 13

As they have no children to care for them in their waning years, those feminists are likely searching for food morsels in your garbage.

ha ahahah hahah   Feminists were so silly. From age 60 until their death, they will lead a life of no friends, no money, and no family. ha ahaha