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Ex sgt major .........?

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who is 97 year old and is in a nursing home.

the young nurse asks him .sarcastically

"when was the last time you had s*x"

sgt major replies"1945"

nurse sniggers "that long"

sgt major replies"what do you mean it`s only 2000 hrs"

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your forms dipping struthy.time to up the ante a bit.you off to the tattoo did i read??
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What a cheek I'm only 96 not 97
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ffs even the big man is getting his nat king more regularly than chas
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thats older than bluenose and shes old
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all pongos are the same.

adele..where the Army go's - the Pong-go's.......
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Good joke I did not know this was the friday funnies.
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good joke!!!

you call them pongos scotsair? arceholes to me!!
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lol
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good good

HAIL HAIL

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