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Exactly why did chicken cross the road?

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It puts the lotion on it's skin!

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To get to the other side. Just like any other being.
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i think the chicken was dared to cross the road by his friends on a busy street haha lol
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He was safety pinned to the Emo kid on the skateboard.
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Well, see the chicken had some stuff to do and it was across the road. So he thought about it and decided, well if I am going to get this "to do list" finished I am going to have to cross the road or my wife will kill me. Anyway, so he decided to cross the road and sure enough there she was just waiting for him. See she had set him up just to see if he would actually cross the road. Then just as he was like dealing with what was happened he began to think, you know what I would rather shoot myself than deal with this ***** so he crossed the road an shot himself.
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The chicken crossed the road to prove to the 'Possum that it was possible.

(What happened to the spelling check feature? Like I don't look stupid enough...)
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To lay it on the line.

Corollary question: why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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...Um... Because it wanted to?
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because it was the turkeys day off
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because its house is on the other side
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the chicken wanted change!
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he wanted to buy smack from a dealer on the other side
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To find a store.
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wow..because it was crispy..haaaa
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because the sicko still had his peni in it
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Because he was offered more money on the other side.
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He was tired of fighting with his neighbor about whose side had greener grass .
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How do you know the chicken even crossed the road? History is filled with inconsistency and propaganda.

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Because the possum and armadillo made it.
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i hope he used a crosswalk otherwise that chick is risking a hefty fine.
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his dealer wouldn't meet him closer.

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To get away from the fat american kid yelling KFC KFC!!!

P.S. im not meaning to offend anyone im american, and im fat. just a joke.
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...to it the corn in the fields...
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cause he seen a hotter chicken (hot wings)
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I suppose someone egged him on, or perhaps he was henpecked and was looking for some solitude.
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Cause KFC was on the other side
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